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Job Security Poetry

there once was a surveyor with nothing to say
he thought that his methods were the only way
and then one day he clapped and the industry collapsed
then he realized that surveying was not here to stay

then another surveyor came along and sang him a song
he recognized that his methods and practices were all wrong
if only he'd met other professionals and compared notes
he might not be out of a job for so long

both of these guys had the same exact job
but the second guy saw the first guy's work to be slob
"we can help each other" he said "or we'll all end up dead"
there's no use in remaining a bump on a log

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